From: TECRUS::WEISENBACH "an adherent of a particular nonreligion 29-Apr-1991 2149" 29-APR-1991 21:59:00.08 To: @PIG.DIS CC: Subj: It's that time again!!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! This is a test. For the next sixty lines this station will test the Spring '91 Pig Roast Announcement network. This is only a test. PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ROAST! JUNE 22nd! JUNE 22nd! PIG ROAST! Gobs o'fun! Tons o'food! PIG ROAST! Plates o'pork! JUNE 22nd! Flocks o'friends! PIG ROAST! PIG ROAST! Barrels o'beer! Tubs o'suds (not)! JUNE 22nd! Gobs o'pork! PIG ROAST! Plates o'fun! JUNE 22nd! PIG ROAST! Flocks o'beer! JUNE 22nd! PIG ROAST! Beds o'coal! Rinds o'pig! PIG ROAST! JUNE 22nd! JUNE 22nd!! PIG ROAST! Barrels o'food! Tons o'friends! PIG ROAST! JUNE 22nd! PIG ROAST! Speakers o'music! JUNE 22nd! Riot o'laughs! PIG ROAST! PIG ROAST! Barrels o'beer! Barrels o'beer! Barrels o'beer! JUNE 22nd! PIG ROAST! Balls o'volley! PIG ROAST! JUNE 22nd! Nectar o'gods! PIG ROAST! Pork o'gods! Balls o'beer! Times o'fun! PIG ROAST! PIG ROAST! PIG ROAST! Plates o'laughs! JUNE 22nd! Rinds o'friends! JUNE 22nd! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! This concludes the test of the Spring '91 Pig Roast Announcement network. Had this been an actual Spring '91 Pig Roast announcement, specific details and instructions would have followed the attention signal. It would have been vital to RSVP and so forth. But not right now. As it is, I've accidentally let on that the Spring '91 Pig Roast will be on June 22nd (to the dismay of several). I was meaning to release all of the critical data at once. I WISH I could accidentally release the location, but that's still a bit undecided. The Pig Roast hosts (Chuck, Lew, and myself), together with an unnamed homeowner, have created the Spring '91 Pig Roast Announcement network to alert the fun party-goer to the imminent arrival of the occasionally biannual celebration (last fall did not qualify: non-leap-year even year). The network will keep you informed of all the latest Pig Roast information, including how to help and how to reserve your share of the roasted pork. But what do you need to do? Simply this: find out if the fun people you know have been invited. If they haven't and they have a E-mail address, send it to me. If they haven't and they don't have an E-mail address, then it is up to you as a Valuable Pig Roast Participator to keep them informed and to RSVP for them! Keep handy a list of their phone numbers so you can dial them the moment more information arrives. Call them now and have them set aside June 22nd. Only YOU can make the logistics terrifying to consider! P.S. The whole family is invited! The kids'll love the MicroBates Dunkathon! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!! PIG ALERT!!