From: TECRUS::WEISENBACH "an adherent of a particular nonreligion 20-Jun-1991 2111" 20-JUN-1991 21:30:31.47 To: @PIG.DIS CC: Subj: Directions to the Pig Roast, again! Last chance for directions to the Pig Roast©¹! A number of you have either been terribly confused or terribly concerned over using Kevin Burbick's place. Well, as some have already guessed, Kevin's place is also Lew's place, who is affectionately² called the "dumbest good-looking guy". I just thought it would be confusing (and it was). As for the line about the deck not being about to fall apart, well, it already has fallen apart. But even as this goes out it is rising anew from the rubble. So far the path to the hot-tub is still okay. Couple of reminders to pass along. The day will be gorgeous and sunny; try to wear as little clothing as possible and as much sunscreen as possible. Also, there will be over 150 souls at this shindig, so make those side-dishes heaping portions. Finally, this is similar to a picnic so bring a picnic blanket to sit on - or don't. Both will work. Just as the three planets align themselves, so does the trinity of wood, kegs³, and hog. The summer soltice is at hand, bringing both worldwide seismic apocalypse and a feast of mouth-watering roast pig. Pagans and paganettes in white robes may attend, unless they're wearing those big, clumpy sandals. See you there! ¹ Back by popular demand. And I'm still not getting engaged. ² I don't actually call him that. Just nine people whose concert tickets Lew had with him in Ohio do. ³ Kegs of Michelob. I tried to get Molson (of course), but the guy told me, "You have to give me a couple of days to get Molson." I said fine as I silently counted the days left (thursday,friday,saturday).... ******************************************************************************* WHAT: Pig Roast '91! WHERE: Kevin Burbick's (Lew's) house! WHEN: 12:00 noon on Saturday, June 22nd! (THIS SATURDAY) WHY: The summer soltice brings the end of the world, and thus the end of your daily problems and drudgery. Rejoice! Celebrate! HOW: Easy! Show up with your side dish -> eat, drink, and be merry! Just follow the direction below! ******************************************************************************* * The Pig Roast will be at #26 Fairview Drive, Southboro MA. The phone * * number is 508-460-8024. Kevin won't be there if you call. * Three ways to get to Lew's place: ** Route #1 Take Rt.85 south past Rt.9, crossing over the recently refurbished bridge. Make a right onto Mt. Vickery, which is the first right after CF trucking on the left. Follow this turning, treacherously twisty roadway for a ½ a mile. The road ends at a T intersection, marked only by a large tree appearing before you (and a stop sign). Turn left at the T, onto Middle road. Follow Middle road for a short while, turning right at the first stop sign. Now you're on Parkerville street. Take the first paved left onto Fairview, ignoring the dirt road that will be before Fairview. Follow Fairview up and around. The first right is Summit street, the second right is really Fairview veering to the right. Follow Fairview around that right, #26 is the first set of mailboxes after the corner. ** Route #2 From Rt.495 and points west, take Rt.9 east. Turn right onto Parkerville street from Rt.9. Parkerville is across from the Andrea restaurant that's on the left side of Rt.9, and right over the hill marked by a big yellow sign advertising "Eagle Leasing". A small yellow caution sign marks the turn, with the STOP sign for the street also helping to make it more visible. This is a difficult turn to spot. If you don't see it, abort the maneuver and proceed to the route #3 instructions. Once on Parkerville street, Fairview is the second right. The sign is totally obscured by trees though, so be careful. Follow Fairview up and around. The first right is Summit street, the second right is really Fairview veering to the right. Follow Fairview around that right, #26 is the first set of mailboxes after the corner. ** Route #3 If you miss the turn onto Parkerville, continue on Rt.9 to the next right turn, which is right after a small, gross looking sub shop on the right. This is Middle street, appropriately named since it is inbetween the other two routes. Anyway, follow Middle road for a short while, turning right at the first stop sign. Now you're on Parkerville street. Take the first paved left onto Fairview, ignoring the dirt road that will be before Fairview. Follow Fairview up and around. The first right is Summit street, the second right is really Fairview veering to the right. Follow Fairview around that right, #26 is the first set of mailboxes after the corner.