From:	TECRUS::WEISENBACH "Outlets for hostility...  11-Jun-1992 2307" 11-JUN-1992 23:14:13.78
To:	@PIG.DIS
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Subj:	Pig Roast directions!  Noon on Saturday!


    Okay, here are the directions again, for the last time.  Don't delete this
 if you plan on attending, because then you won't know how to get there.  And
 now some last notes:

 [1] The weather for Saturday is looking good.  I'm guessing that the burning
     chocolate and chanting, along with a stationary high over the Ohio Valley,
     has done a lot to ensure a hot summer day.

 [2] Actually, the ritual described in the earlier message was incorrect.  It
     was pointed out to me that a more potent spirit, as it were, to deliver
     the message in true voodoo-type fashion would be 151 in place of the
     vodka.  It apparently makes a prettier flame as well.  That reminds me of
     these lines from a song:
     "Boys and girls gather pearls of wisdom dropping from his mouth;
      wash off the blood, wash off the 151."

 [3] Remember to bring a bathing suit and sunscreen.  The Surgeon General 
     recommends this now that the Rio thing fell apart.

 [4] Why bring a bathing suit?  Two reasons: Slip-n-SlideŠ and the hot tub.  I
     have the Slip-n-SlideŠ all ready, maybe a tournament will be organized.
     As for the hot tub...

 [5] As for the hot tub, well, Lew was doing Last Rites over it not too long
     ago.  But out of nowhere stepped Don Sollars, Bondo-man himself, with the
     answer.  A novice host, Don has distinguished himself by not only agreeing
     to hold a jam session at the Pig Roast, but by valiantly standing in two
     inches of water while slathering marine bondo over the rude gashes in Lew's
     hot tub.  So while it originally looked like the tub would be out of
     commission for the Pig Roast, it now appears that it will make this last
     stand and go out in style.

 [6] Speaking of hosts, remember to thank your hosts at the Roast as they step
     in front of you in the beer line.  They are:
     ** Lew Lahr
     ** Chuck Benz
     ** Alan Cave
     ** Don Sollars/Dianna Sleeper
     ** Chris Mayer
     ** Blaine Stackhouse
     ** Chris Schreepel
     ** and your emcee, me.

 [7] So that's it, see you Saturday rain or shine!  Bring a side-dish,
     sunscreen, bathing suit, an appetite, a thirst, something to sit on, bug
     spray, etc.  And have fun.

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*   The Pig Roast will be at #26 Fairview Drive, Southboro MA.  The phone   *
*   number is 508-460-8024.  Lew might be there if you call.                *

Three ways to get to Lew's place:

 ** Route #1

    Take Rt.85 south past Rt.9, crossing over the recently refurbished bridge.
 Make a right onto Mt. Vickery, which is the first right after CF trucking on
 the left.  Follow this turning, treacherously twisty roadway for a ˝ a mile.
 The road ends at a T intersection, marked only by a large tree appearing
 before you (and a stop sign).  Turn left at the T, onto Middle road.  Follow
 Middle road for a short while, turning right at the first stop sign.  Now
 you're on Parkerville street.  Take the first paved left onto Fairview,
 ignoring the dirt road that will be before Fairview.  Follow Fairview up and
 around. The first right is Summit street, the second right is really Fairview
 veering to the right.  Follow Fairview around that right, #26 is the first set
 of mailboxes after the corner.

 ** Route #2

    From Rt.495 and points west, take Rt.9 east.  Turn right onto Parkerville
 street from Rt.9.  Parkerville is across from the Andrea restaurant that's on
 the left side of Rt.9,  and right over the hill marked by a big yellow sign
 advertising "Eagle Leasing".  A small yellow caution sign marks the turn, with
 the STOP sign for the street also helping to make it more visible.  This is a
 difficult turn to spot.  If you don't see it, abort the maneuver and proceed to
 the route #3 instructions.  Once on Parkerville street, Fairview is the second
 right.  The sign is totally obscured by trees though, so be careful. Follow
 Fairview up and around. The first right is Summit street, the second right is
 really Fairview veering to the right.  Follow Fairview around that right, #26
 is the first set of mailboxes after the corner.

 ** Route #3

    If you miss the turn onto Parkerville, continue on Rt.9 to the next right
 turn, which is right after a small, gross looking sub shop on the right.  This
 is Middle street, appropriately named since it is in between the other two
 routes.  Anyway, follow  Middle road for a short while, turning right at the
 first stop sign.  Now  you're on Parkerville street.  Take the first paved
 left onto Fairview, ignoring the dirt road that will be before Fairview.
 Follow Fairview up and around. The first right is Summit street, the second
 right is really Fairview veering to the right.  Follow Fairview around that
 right, #26 is the first set of mailboxes after the corner.