From: BINKLY::WEISENBACH "It's not enough to be loud, you have to suck too. 01-May-1990 1533" 1-MAY-1990 15:42:16.38 To: @PIG.DIS CC: Subj: ext tt (only 7 blocks) PIG ROAST! Pp S[0,0] S(E)S(C0) S(M0(L0)(AH0L0S0)M1(L50)(AH120L65S50)M2(L25)(AH120L65S60)M3(L75)(AH320L50S60)) W(I1)W(V)W(S1[270,260]) P[270,260] C[80,260] P[270,290] W(I2)W(S1[270,290]) C[190,290] W(I0)W(S0) C[190,290] W(I3)W(S1[,190]) P[320,210] C(B)[+20][,-40][-20](E) P[200,210] C(B)[+20][,-40][-20](E) W(I0)W(S0) P[320,210] C(B)[+20][,-40][-20](E) P[200,210] C(B)[+20][,-40][-20](E) W(I0)W(S1[320,205]) P[330,205] C[330,217] W(I0)W(S1[200,205]) P[210,205] C[210,217] W(I0)W(S1[,285]) P[290,300] C(B)[+15][,-30][-15](E) P[230,300] C(B)[+15][,-30][-15](E) W(I1)W(S1) P[360,100] C(B)[+50,-70][+10,+100](E) P[180,100] C(B)[-50,-70][-10,+100](E) W(I2)W(S1) P[360,100] F(V(B)[+50,-70][+10,+100](E)) P[180,100] F(V(B)[-50,-70][-10,+100](E)) W(I0)W(S0) P[360,100] V(B)[+50,-70][+10,+100](E) P[180,100] V(B)[-50,-70][-10,+100](E) W(I0)W(S0) P[270,260] C(A-30(C))[270,420] C(A+60(C))[270,420]; W(I3) T(S1)T(S[9,20])T(U[8,20])T(A0)T(H2)T(D0 S1 D0)T(I0)T[+9,+0] P[450,100] T[+18,+0] T(M[2,4]) T"Priscilla pig says:" P[460,150] T[+36,+0] T(M[3,6]) T"RSVP NOW!" P[560,200] T"PIG" P[520,250] T"ROAST!" T[+40,+0] T(M[4,8]) P[460,300] T"MAY 12TH" S(T240) S(E) S(C1) \ That's right, it's time to send in your RSVP if you plan to go to the Pig Roast. We just need to know a few things: How many people (including yourself) will you bring? How many people (including yourself) will be eating pig? These are vital, supply related questions. The utmost accuracy is needed! There are precise formulas to be calculated, critical logistics to be arranged. You would not want to deprive a person of the succulent, slow-roasted pork that they travelled miles to attain by not properly RSVPing, would you? Of course not. Especially considering the wide range of sharpened steel available at a pig roast. So make sure you send word! The award for the fastest RSVP goes to Mark Nelson, who replied affirmative several seconds after I sent the first message. He takes that honor from Ray Strouble, who would have won had he still been employed by DEC. But don't despair, second place is wide open! Do you know how long it takes to draw a pig? I hope you like her (a trivia answer - you only eat female pigs), you'll be seeing her again. And again. Also, the text doesn't turn out okay on DECWindow terminals. Too bad. THINGS TO ENGRAVE ON YOUR NEURONS: What: PIG ROAST! Big Party! Substantial Picnic! When: Saturday May 12th, LESS THAN TWO WEEKS AWAY! Where: Lewis Lahr's house, directions will follow soon! Why: The Solstice is only a few months away! Massachusetts will collapse in a few more weeks! Earth Day '90 is over! Who: You, friends, loved ones. Just be sure to count them and TELL ME! How: RSVP, and then turn up anytime Saturday, starting after midnight friday. Huh?: Don't worry, further reminders and directions will be sent!