Date:	 8-JUL-1996 18:36:53.26
From:	ROCK::MUELLER "Rob {x6160} If it ain't broke, I ain't worked on it yet.  08-Jul-1996 1823"
Subj:	Pig Roast '96 Is Coming! (message #1)
To:	@PIG96

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			   Pig Roast '96 is coming
			     Mark your calendars
			      August 17th, 1996
			 Stay tuned for more detials

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You have just been warned that Pig Roast '96 is coming. If you've been to one
in the past, then you know this is an event that can not be missed.  You will
also know that you will be inundated with email up to, and slightly after, Pig
Roast '96.  Hey, it just comes with the territory ... I'll try to keep it
humorous and somewhat enjoyable (see below if this doesn't wash with you).

For those of you who have not been to a Pig Roast in the past, and want to
learn more, check out the Pig Roast '94 home page:

    	http://segflt.hlo.dec.com/~mueller/pig/pigroast_94.html

[Sorry, this is internal to Digital Only!]  This page contains a post mortem
of Pig Roast '94 as well as some interesting facts like:

    160 lbs [minus head, bones, fat, etc ...] of Pig were consumed in
    about 1.5 hours. It took over 18 hours and about 3/4 cord of wood
    to cook the Pig.

This year's Pig Roast will prove to be just as exciting, perhaps more!

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OK, now for the formal disclaimers and stuff:

If you're sitting there, asking yourself, who the heck is sending me this
stupid mail about some stupid party that I wouldn't be caught dead at, well,
just ask around ... I'm sure someone you work with has attended a Pig Roast in
the past. They'll tell you how much fun it is and how you should NOT miss it
for anything in the world.  This is a family event, so those of you with
children (any age), need not dismiss this party right from the start.

If you *STILL* don't care about our Pig Roast, and want to be removed from
this distributioin list, please just reply to me and let me know. I appologize
to those who's time I have wasted.

This function is NOT sanctioned by Digital Equipment Corporation, it's
affiliates, lawyers, doctors, sales persons, bankers, engineers, vice
presidents, president, CEO, board of directors, or the Digital Credit Union in
any way.  Any resemplance to past Pig Roasts is absolutely intentional (hey,
they were a lot of fun, right?) and not at all fictional.  See your dealer for
details.  Your mileage may vary.  Offer good while supplies last.

I did not, intentionally, leave anyone off the master distribution list.  I
appologize to those that were omitted.  If you know of anyone to be added,
please have them send me email at ROCK::MUELLER or mueller@rock.enet.dec.com.

Thank you for your time and patience,

Rob Mueller 
and the rest of the Pig Roast '96 hosts (some still to be determined)

PS: If you're interested in being a host, please contact me.  It involves
helping to organize this event. If it weren't for the hosts, this would be a
really dull party.